Kellyanne Conway was a man!?!

It turns out that communism was just a red herring.

There's a very low bar for what passes for news around here nowadays.
Sit back, relax and think of Kinja.

Isn't this more "Great Job, Internet" than "Newswire", Hughes?

Just get George Hamilton to do it. Close enough.

Funny, I would've thought the role would go to Benedict Cumberbatch.

The French-Filipino Dwarf Actors Guild is still preparing its strongly worded statement denouncing Peter Dinklage playing Hervé Villechaize.

You know, I saw The Magic Voyage of Brad Garrett.
—Joel Robinson, 505-The Magic Voyage of Sinbad

They will, however, continue to stock their ships with all kinds of exotic communicable diseases, featuring some of the world's most unique bodily expectorates and emissions.

Blocked!

You know what I mean.

That's rote memorization. There's a lot of moving parts in a movie. Unless its a very simple role…

Soon, the French-Filipino Dwarf Actors Guild is going to release a statement denouncing Peter Dinklage playing Hervé Villechaize.

Ruderman is going to attract the wrong kind of attention for calling out crip-face.
Especially when the blood-faces get wind of it.

But…I mean…blocking and such…

It's the blind leading the bland.
—Tom Servo, 508-Operation Double 007

Are there many blind movie actors?

What're they worried about?
Its not like they're going to see the movie anyways…

They should've called Jared Leto or Daniel-Day Lewis. They would've committed.

*jack off hand motion*