Maybe they can just have an endless cycle of embarrassing testimony, hung juries and retrials for the next several years until he dies. Like a legal Sisyphus.

*jack off hand motion*

Mike: I think I'll just have a slice of Crow's mile high meringue pie.
Crow: Oh, but it really is a mile high, Mike.
M: Oh, great.
C: 5,280 feet. Straight up.
M: Yeah, well, I like meringue.
C: I'd have to go up there and cut it, you see…
M: I'll wait.

Who knows. Probably similar to the Season 8 we have now, but with Clay and Pearl. The episodic storylines would still be there as a network mandate. And Crow wouldn't of been different.

*sigh*
I suppose.

*jack off hand motion*

Hey, that's from a thing I recognize!
*claps*

I like that the songs go in a descending order of subtly in their innuendos about fucking, ending up bruntly at "We Can Fuck".

I fully expect PWR BTTM to release a statement soon.

Trace quit at the last minute and left them in a lurch. But he still showed up to the Q&A panel.
Kind of his last FU to Jim Mallon.

You'll get to meet us, get autographs, tour the studio, attend the glittering costume ball, see an all new MST Alive and best of all: NO SHATNER!
—Crow T Robot, MST3K Conventio-Con Expo Fest-O-Rama 2: Electric Boogaloo ad

Dr. Luke also released a new song about what he's actually doing.
It's called "Preying".

Their transformation into nu-Gawker is nigh complete. The last step is to switch to Kinja, and that's happening any day now…

"Hey, so enough about North Korea and ICBMs and other important stuff, how 'bout that CNN thing?!?"

That would cost valuable time and money. Time and money that could be going towards wrestling coverage and Trump Newswires.

I admit it! I'm the Earhart baby!
Wah-wah! Goo-goo! I want my fly-fly mama!

She crashed. And if she didn't, she's long dead.
Mystery solved.

Everyone knows that NASA kidnapped Amelia Earhart and sent her on a 20-year mission to Mars to supervise slave children.
Duh.

At a certain point, shouldn't we really just stop caring?

Terrible episode. And that's saying something for Voyager.