Na na na na na…

As you should, my son. As you should.

I think he could pull it off.

It's too bad he won't act on this show. But then again, who does?

Kurt Sutter suffers from Old Guy With Too Many Tattoos syndrome.
Almost as bad as Henry Rollins.

*jerk off hand motion*

Edit: Nevermind.
I thought the code tag would let me code inside of it, like every other normal code tag does…

If I'm not mistaken, Bushmaster is a brand of pubic hair trimmers.

Definition of priceless
1
a : having a value beyond any price : invaluable
b : costly because of rarity or quality : precious
2
: having worth in terms of other than market value
3
: delightfully amusing, odd, or absurd

The header image subtitle already did a variation of it.
Not a GOOD variation, mind you. But a variation.

Some people's hobby is model trains. Some people have miniature slot car racing. And others have taking advantage of wars and conflicts by smuggling priceless ancient artifacts out of Middle Eastern war zones under the cover of night.
Perfectly normal.

Who's the proto-Cumberbatch in the header image? And why/how is his head all rhomboid?

That article picture is almost worse than the Gummo picture, maybe even worse than the Fat Jew in a tub of ramen.

Kanye is upset about Tidal causing an ebb in his cash flow and is trying to neap this in the bud.

Is he the world's tallest midget, or a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome, or…what's going on there?

He's a reanimated ventriloquist's dummy brought to life by an old Gypsy woman's curse. It's a rare condition.

Isn't it ironic? Every time I see Martin Shkreli, I want to gag!

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!
—Crow T. Robot, 516-Alien From L.A.

I'm confused.
What does this have to do with Trump?

A typical case, whom we shall refer to as "Mr. A."
Although his real name is this: