Considering that Fox Sports, particularly FS1, consists in totality of nothing but the dregs deemed too crappy even for ESPN, this isn't entirely surprising, and it will be interesting to see how widespread it is throughout the organization and who else it ensnares.

Hipster douchebags, warmer sound, blah blah blah, all that kind of hate. Getting that out of the way…

I'm just happy that The Mummy is on track to lose ~$100+ million.
And that Universal will have to reboot their "Dark Universe again, for what would be the 4th or 5th time.

Aw, isn't that cute, a baby driving a car. Oh look, there's a dog driving a bus!

While the terms of the settlement are confidential, industry sources say that Tolkien's estate asked for what Warner Bros. has got in its pocketses.

Next up on the docket, a class action negligence suit, Angry Viewers of Hobbit Trilogy v. Warner Bros.

And the Fantastic Beasts porn parody sequel will have an international wizzing cu—well, you get the idea…

Remember: stay pink, soft and oily!
—Crow T. Robot, 424-Manos: The Hands of Fate w/Hired II

No, what?

Oh, I only remember them from libraries. My dad had a green monitor at work and they were at the local library.
At home, my dad was an early adopter. Had Windows 3.0 when it first came out. Color monitor. Sound. External CD-ROM drive. Giant. Early useless internet.

UP ON THE TABLE! ARMS OUT! FINGERS TOGETHER! KNEES BENT! HEAD UP! NOW! FLAP YOUR ARMS!

Bet that's a link, ma'am.

I mean yeah, no duh.

Well I don't like your mother.

Like an evil Steve Buscemi?

He combed his hair with cow tools.

Thus spake Reposted Lt. Broccoli Comments.

Because the whole thing is a pop culture toilet and every easily digestible piece of crap gets dropped in.

*posts angry political screed everyone here agrees with*

Yeah, same phenomenon.