Oh hai James.

*jack off hand motion*

If he does leave Tidal, Jay-Z will abduct him, bury him up to his neck on the beach, and remotely taunt him via closed circuit TV as the tide comes in, like Leslie Nielson did to Ted Danson in Creepshow.

That just means your parents were cheap and/or late adapters. That's on them.
Call them up and yell at them.

You're absolutely right. But it fell out of fashion to say "Gen Y".

You're right. And that's why the term "Generation Jones" exists to delineate between older Boomers and younger Boomers, like the delineation I suggested.

But is it more different than the difference between your experience and those born in '93 and later? I'd say no.
As someone also born in '87, people born much later on the "Millennial" scale lived vastly different lives from me.
How many of them can remember AOL? Pagers? Dial-up internet? Green moniters on computers?…

A delineation needed to be made. But they made it at the wrong place. Anyone born 1965ish to 1981ish is Gen X. That was decided years ago. You aren't and never were Millennials. Stop trying to be relevant, Gen Xers.

That Instagram pic was taken shortly after Michelle and Vin accidentally upset a bee hive.
Vin got the worst of it.

I'm imagining that in order to smile, she needs to painfully force herself to, like Wednesday Addams in Addams Family Values.

Its so weird to see James Cromwell in stuff like Revenge of The Nerds as the dad or Explorers as the German dad or any number of TV shows as a walk-on, and then remember that before his big break in Babe he was just a minor bit part actor.

Geez, breathing knocks the wind outta this guy!
—Crow T. Robot, 822-Overdrawn At The Memory Bank

That just tells you everything you need to know about Trump's fanboys.

What is Tom Green up to nowadays?
Living in a nice refrigerator box somewhere?

Was it previously owned by Jon Voight?

I love Jerry Orbach!
—Crow T. Robot, 1013-Diabolik

He gives REALLY good blowjobs.

Taking their lead from Jared's shenanigans on the Suicide Squad set, Americans will begin sending Leto packages of uses condoms and dead rats en masse.

Smells like shame, guilt, and humiliation.
—Crow T. Robot, 404-Teenagers From Outer Space

Please be incredibly NSFW and feature at least 3 graphic shots of Mahershala Ali's peen.