He'll get the best CancerAIDS. Classiest CancerAIDS ever. It'll be great. You won't believe it.

It can be safely assumed at this point that his handlers, who were previously actively trying to curb his Twitter use, have recently thrown up their hands and quit trying, yes?

Oh ram it, clown!
—Mike Nelson, 611-Last of The Wild Horses

Maybe she should take a few years off. She can afford to. She needs to, medically.
Heal up. Come back in 2019.

Bachelor With Parasites

I have nothing new or interesting to say about this.

I think you either meant to post this in the prior article, or you're secretly Guy Posting In The Wrong Article, and you've just been outed.

Sometimes dead is better.

I hope she bankrupts Ryan Murphy.

The context of the article.

Pour one out for the abs picture.

I'm so disappointed…that the AV Club didn't re-use the inappropriate header photo of that guy's abs.

It looks like those clowns at Twitter have done it again.
What a bunch of clowns.

You know, Twitter could completely shut down tomorrow and I'd be perfectly alright with it.
The bad influence on just about everything seems to outweigh the good when it comes to Twitter.

Great! Now leave – out the back door.
—Crow T. Robot, 204-Catalina Caper

Look! Don't tell me how to…oh…you're right! Thanks!

*jack off hand motion*

Look at that: 'White People Voted the Best People in the World'!
—Tom Servo, 204-Catalina Caper

*taps fingers on the desk some more*

Staten Island doesn't deserve love.