New What?
Its so weird for a singer to release a song about some dirtwater burg. Has anyone else ever sung about this place?

Of course he won't.
Ant-Man is too small to see, much less watch.

As long as the amimatronic fox on Splash Mountain still wants to rape and marry people's fathers, I'm happy.

I'm sure there are passionate Dis-nuts out there who take great offense to this, just as they do whenever Disney incrementally changes anything at their 60+ year old theme parks.
Because nostalgia is a powerful drug.

I have no idea. I was at my aunt's house this spring, and Lifetime Movies is all she watches. And they're TERRIBLE.

And Barb.

But what they said is still technically correct. The best kind of correct.

No. No I do not.

Either her agent or the network PR people behind her new show seem to think that this is a good way to get publicity, good or bad.

Two things?

Its Alicia Silverstone! And she's got a new show!

Reposted, because it entertains me to no end:
Alicia Silverstone's TV filmography from the past 15ish years includes this glorious string:

A dummy who will never have ham. Certainly not unless he gets it himself. A dummy who can never drink wine.
Why? Because it makes the sawdust in your stomach EXPLODE.
Not only can't you have ham, you can't have any luncheon meats.
Not bologna or Thuringer. Not even cotto salami.
— Crow T. Robot, 818-Devil Doll

I hate to use this again so soon…

Star Wars? That is, if you like Star Wars to begin with.

Tea for dong!

Weirdest reboot of Face/Off ever.

Its not a reflection on you, it just fits the franchise's ethos to a T.

*raises eyebrow*

*laughs*
Oh, I was just thinking about this really funny Rick and Morty I saw last night.
—Crow T. Robot, 1104-Avalanche