Gigolos.

I enjoy this show immensely. But I hate its fanbase. Its a conundrum.

We'll have 6 new episodes out by 2019…2021 at the LATEST!
Ok, and maybe one of the episodes is a clip show.
But, 2025, definitely.
If we don't get delayed.
-Jackson Publick

They'll never stop Rick and Morty!
Have no fears they got stories for years.
Like maybe Rick is a pickle,
Summer's a giant or do do do do.

It sure was…something.
It showed up on one of those crappy over-the-air subchannels that shows cheap movies one night, I stopped to watch it and I was blown away by how bad it was.

Uh…[insert lame reference to that bad movie she made where she pretended to be an old white guy here]

Any movie featuring blackface and/or Ted Danson will automatically be guaranteed a nomination.

Ohhh. I think this might be the winner.
Its the perfect mix of lazy, obvious and "clever" for these movies.

*shrug*
We're putting more thought into this than they will when they make it.

Too slow.

wtf is xmen lol

You're fired, aren't you?

"Groove Is In The Heart", obviously.
Close your eyes and picture it in your head and you'll know I'm right.

Fox Executive: I've been doing some thinking, and I've got some ideas to improve the franchise.
One, Quicksilver needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.
Two, whenever Quicksilver's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Quicksilver?"

In the last movie, George Clooney was played by The Saint, and the two before that George Clooney was played by Beetlejuice.
Listen up you studio dumbbells out there: George Clooney should only be played by George Clooney! Period!
—Pearl Forrester, 1st Annual Summer Blockbuster Review, Batman & Robin

What's the deal with corn nuts?!?
Is it corn, or is it a nut?

Ozzy would make the world's most annoying ghost.

I have the distinct feeling that there's a big overlap between the people willing to spend $100 on one of those shirts, and the people that got duped by Fyre Fest.

Sounds like a more literate Trump tweet.

Where oh where is the proper news home for a right-leaning, false-equivalence spewing, mush-mouth lesbian?