So you can have a better appreciation of how you yourself live in comparison.

"Hi, you've reached the Corey Hotline, $4.95 a minute.
Let's see what's in the news today.
*shuffles paper*
Canada stalls on trade…oh, wait…my tooth fell out. Hold on…"

That's not the correct hole.

DENTAL PLAN!
COREY NEEDS DENTURES!

Every glimpse into your life paints an ever-darkening portrait of a sad, damaged, lonely little man.
—Tom Servo, 806-The Undead

Pictured: The new life-size Killer Mike nutcracker!

Like the Ghost in The Shell movie?

Haha. No. It'll come soon.
Probably over a long weekend when nothing is happening and no one is paying attention.
Like…this coming weekend.

The fans wouldn't be happy with another campaign. The premise of the first campaign was that it was a necessary evil to relaunch the show/guage interest/show networks there was an audience.
And Joel explicitly said that they don't want to rely on the fans like that constantly.

Besides the fact that he said they wouldn't do that, it isn't tenable.
I can't imagine that ANOTHER Kickstarter would raise anywhere near as much as the first.

Perhaps that's why they haven't yet. Out of courtesy to the tour.
Though the tour itself isn't shaping up well, two of the stops so far have been cancelled.

WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH.
—Mike Nelson, 816-Prince of Space

That was one-time Kickstarter money.
The ball is entirely in Netflix's court on whether or not to fund more.

Ok, Netflix. Since you're now in the business of giving closure…Either renew MST3K already, or properly cancel it. This state of limbo sucks.

And it'll only cost $180 million.

Colonel: Hard to believe that a group of civilized men could sit around and calmly discuss how to murder five or six million others.

"Graham McTavish" is the most Scottish name ever.

To be like the hu-man! To live like the hu-man!
—Tom Servo, 506-Eegah!

Mysterious hirsute woodland creatures are no match for Officer Dazzle Novak, Moonbeam City PD.

That kid's gonna have the darkest dreams he's ever had.
—Joel Robinson, 413-Manhunt In Space