*patiently taps fingers on the desk*

Weird, from what I heard he was looking at running in Utah's governor's race next year.
A Fox News job is usually where a politician's electoral hopes go to die.

How long until his inevitable gay scandal?

It blew my mind when I finally realized that Susan's parents are Laura Palmer's mom and Doc Hayward from Twin Peaks.

What turns a man dull? Lust for gold?

I immediately get turned off if, in order to enjoy a show, I need to know it's lore.

Same acting method.

Oh no! Now who will do these movies' dramatic heavy lifting that she does? Like when she frowns and then woodenly delivers bad dialogue? Or when she smirks and then woodenly delivers bad dialogue?

I don't understand the appeal here. Films and TV shows that were made sincerely that turn out bad are funny and entertaining.
Movies and shows that are purposefully bad for the sake of being "haha look how bad this is" are just annoying.

Random aside:

During the question, she sexily took off her glasses and shook out her hair.

Smart bunnies, Hef.

Horace Walpole's 'Rogue Cheddar', (sniff) one of the first of the Cheese Westerns to be later followed by 'Gunfight at Gruyere Corral', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Cheese Who Shot Liberty Valence'.
While I'm on the subject of Westerns, I want to take a closer look at one of my favourite film directors, Sam Peckinpah, the…

Chris Rock no longer travels with them, no.

There's only a small difference between "laughter" and "slaughter".

"J.G. Quintel" sounds suspiciously like an alias.

Climb aboard the Monkey Business. Donna Rice is waiting below decks.
—Crow T. Robot, 811-parts: the clonus horror

Like those other guys from The Police or the rest of Genesis.

Poor guy it must be tough being "Not Bono or The Edge".
But good for him.

Is that Satan's butt? Oh, no, it's just that guy's face.
—Tom Servo, 1003-Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders