Watch out for snakes!
—Arch Hall, Sr.'s disembodied voice, 506-Eegah

What about that asshole that re-edits "gotcha" videos?

Of course it's going to be difficult to find a jury of his peers.

Thought so.

Sarcasm?

I would have thought along his journey, that The Fugitive would've gone to see a Def Leppard concert instead.

I appreciate that this is actually the second article to use the "pretty dumb idea, yeah" tag:

I've since changed it to "dildo spaceship". Feels more direct.

Looks like a giant dildo spaceship just landed.

Correct.

Unfortunately for her, she is now legally required to marry Kevin James.

Tom: We're going to surgically alter your face so you look just like Arch Hall Jr.

Hey now, look here, you can actually see the driver turn and shoot Kennedy.
—Crow T Robot, 301-Cave Dwellers

Oh, god. The Not-St. Pete parts of Pinellas are indeed a bleak, culture-free concrete hellscape populated by rednecks, old people, crackhead and miles of ghetto. Every intersection looks the same. Everything is old and run down. And every road congested.
I can see why that would leave a bad taste in one's mouth.

Until then, he'll continue his search for the real rapist.

What part?

Don't worry. The standards for Newswires has become very relaxed of late. Just sit back, relax and wait for death by Kinja.

And then throw it in the ocean and hope someone more talented finds it.

*pushes up glasses*

Turn Superman into a Big Brother-esque violent propaganda tool that hates the common man?