I'll buy that for a dollar!
-Donald Trump

You mean twentysomethings pretending to be teenagers?

Riverdale is the show dumb people wanted the new season of Twin Peaks to be.

Yes.

He's too busy smelling Putin's jock on RT.

*Chris Hansen taps rev_skarekroe on the shoulder*

Wow! Sloth from The Goonies really cleaned himself up. AND he gets to hang out with Gary Busey!

Clarified.

You're not missing much (as far as breadth of topics goes).
Its about 80 hours of songs about sex and sex-related topics. There's occasionally a song about…*thinks*…no.
It's sex all the way down.

There are 7 instances of the word "vault" in this article.

D'oh!
-Powerthirteen

$100 million cheaper, too.

At this point, Netflix needs to face facts and just start releasing new episodes of shows weekly.

Because AV Club now contains copious officially sanctioned (however off-topic and off-brand) political rants and raves masquerading as Newswires and Great Job, Internets, many commenters now feel it is their job to insert unrelated politics rants and raves into every comment section of the newest Newswire.

Wasn't "nasty sexy fun" a TLC album?

He has lot of time set aside to stay in shape.
"Soft and rounded" doesn't come easy.

You got one of them cryogenic freezing pods set to 2092?

Pootie Tang?

Yes, Alec's busy schedule of sending abusive voicemails to his wife and daughter and avoiding his brothers.

As does blancmange. From the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda, to be exact.