It actually WAS used for the Tampa Bay Lightning from 1993-1996 before the Arena was built. It was called the Thunderdome and holds the record for most people at a playoff hockey game: 28,183.
It was actually a better hockey arena than a baseball stadium.

Don't blame me, I voted for Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday *pop pop* Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable *neigh* Arthur Norman Michael *squeak* Featherstone Smith *whistle* Northcott Edwards Harris *gunshot *whoop* Mason *chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff* Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert …

Hey! We're darn proud of our baseball warehouse!

Still here.

That's your answer for everything, Dan!

Different St. Pete. Fewer crazy Russians, more crazy Floridians.

Presumably not for lack of trying.

Inexplicably, there's a great Dali museum in my home metro area, in St. Pete.
They built a new, fanciful building for it a few years ago, which I think distracts from his work housed inside. It was much better when the museum was just a squat brown building. You'd never guess what was inside, and it made the art all…

Salvador Dali's daughter has no eyes or mouth, does nothing all day but stand around in desolate landscapes filled with sexual imagery facing away from people, and is filled with rotting fruit. And she kind of looks like a raging bull if you cross your eyes and look the right way.

Salvador Dali's love life sounds like a particularly juicy Savage Love column.

*takes out notebook*

Doesn't mean he isn't desperate.

I sure hope that random extra gets paid accordingly for their now-starring role…

"Getting"?

*Warner Bros. sends Crow's New Hair a check for $300 million for the film rights to his Disqus history*

You can pretty much retroactively claim anyone in any movie is a character in a new movie.

Pictured: Robert Downey Jr. and his ventriloquist figure, Bobby.

I hate it when grit gets in my boot.

Until then, the cosplayers pictured will be appearing at comic-cons across the country.

The Accountant 2: Amortize This!