We have a word for this kind of thing in the illicit pharmacology business: Crap!
—Pearl Forrester, 1004-Future War

3 days, my ass.
You call Friday evening to Sunday morning 3 days?

We can fix this, we just have to do some Deppception.

Because of this, Johnny's name is Mudd.

I'd watch that.

Well, Charles J. Guiteau was known to trod the boards.
Leon Czolgosz was a noted vaudeville actor. Had a great routine with a anarchist ventriloquist dummy.
And Lee Harvey Oswald was in several underground gay 8mm films he would regret for years.
John Hinckley Jr. wanted to be an actor, but he didn't have the chops.

Edward Putshisfootinhismouthhands.

"YouTube Red" always puts me in mind of Redtube, and I'm sure that's not what YouTube had in mind.
The point being that I'm not going to pay for either.

CENTURION: What's this, then? 'Bieberes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Biebers they go the house'?

I read the news today, oh boy.
Six thousand muffins in Blackburn, Lancashire.

So that's how that one plotline from that one Seinfeld episode turned out.

Say you, say me,
Say it with muffins,
That's the way it should be.

Those big pants are a crime unto themselves.

Look out…Laszlo Panaflex!

That was indeed two "fucks" for Bela.

An inflated sense of self-worth.

You got change for an 8-year old?
—Joel Robinson, 410-Hercules Against The Moon Men

That's why they serve it in prisons - nothing comes closer to home.

I'll just get your complementary crazy bread…

I'm bored. I'm soaking in the tub. Kinja is coming. And I've let loose.