He's lucky. If he had ordered pineapple on his pizza, it would have added another five years onto his sentence.

The road to federal prison is paved with good intentions.

I just wanted to get it out into the comments before someone who actually meant to write it seriously tried.

Idiots and gullible morons with "good intentions" will be the downfall of this country.

Something, something, he's going to get extra pepperoni, something, something, offensive prison rape joke, something.

If it helps, a lot of the budget went towards paying Mark Whalberg, a virulent unrepentant racist, millions of dollars.

It's finally the GoBots' time to shine!

The Ask Me Anything is here: https://www.reddit.com/r/IA…

These are yams. A Ms. Karen Finley sent them over.
—Tom Servo, 307-Daddy-O

Oh, the old Disqus comments? After the switch, they'll all be deleted, naturally.

The in-depth PWR BTTM coverage.

Go to Deadspin. Read an article. Read the comments. Try to comment.
That's what this site will look/function like. Not just comments, everything.

Jimmy Fallon after a bender.

We, ourselves. But lurkers and people who only come for the comments…who knows. It was enough to change the comments back when they messed them up a few months ago.

I'm sure they do, now that you have to press a button to see the comments.

Is it true, do you suck?
—Mike Nelson, 705-Escape 2000

I'd go give Teti hell about Kinja but…Reddit…

Q: When is the Kinja move that will destroy the site and kill the commenting community that, if not containing a large % of unique visitors itself, drives a large % of unique visitors?

GET JURASS BACK TO JURASIA

As a bonus feature on a DVD set. But they're on YouTube.