Crow: Lost World is about a Jeff Goldblum who goes to an old guy's house, and tells him that even though we saw dinosaurs being bred in the first movie, Jurassic Park, there was in fact a second island where they were breeding them. And, Jeff Goldblum can't get a job anymore, cause no one believes him, cause I guess…

Tipsy girl…

What of Fred Schneider and the rest of the B-52's?

In other news, per Chuck Todd, at least 3 GOP Senators are expected to publicly announce their opposition to Trumpcare today.

Good lord, they invoked the legal equivalent of "But her e-mails!"

I LIKED Willow!
—Crow T. Robot, 523-Village of The Giants

Look at him: plotting against us with Willow.
—Mike Nelson, 523-Village of The Giants

He shall now be known as Ron Solo.

Birdman! Get in here!

Why?

This article is 500+ words about essentially nothing.

Shocking! Contestants on reality shows sign away their lives for 15 minutes of fame. You'll never believe what happened next!

Find a way to include Fred Durst and Papa Roach, and your loser has-been musical bouquet would be complete.

I bet that guy from Slipknot permanently smells of sweaty, overheated plastic, on account of wearing that stupid-looking mask for all those years.
And say what you want about Kroeger, but he probably doesn't smell of old face sweat.

The first decade of the 21st century was a musical wasteland, wasn't it.

This is so fucking lame.
Gimme the sharp-tongued insults of the Gallagher brothers any day over this shit.

Sounds like Fire Walk With Me, but more tame.

Any room for foofaraw?

He's one of the turtle aliens!
—Crow T. Robot, 706-Laserblast

Fucking deadlights, how do they work?