Looks like those clowns at MPAA have done it again. What a bunch of clowns.

What!? What are you screaming about? You think I like being stuck in limbo with you? No! Get down on your orange-and-yellow knees and kiss my clown feet that I haven't killed you!
—Holoclown, 406-Attack of The Giant Leeches

I, too, would like to take this opportunity to make a racist joke about how the Chinese eat dog meat.

At this point, Hollywood needs to bite the bullet, cut out the middleman, and start making movies in China, in Chinese, for Chinese audiences.
If only so we here don't have to be subjected to the crappy films the Chinese can't seem to get enough of.

They've got the China Syndrome.

That's not impressive! George RR Martin reads through the entire Cheesecake Factory menu every other week - and he pays!

I'm really, really not.

He had on United 93 on his TV. It was very awkward.

It was more like a cold Vienna sausage, if you know what I mean…

THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR!

I love a good lobster bisque. I would kill for a good lobster bisque.

It was the one thing that got me through the night.

And? How was the schnitzel?

I will NOT have you besmerch the memory of the Steakhouse Beef Dip! With the tangy sweet onion sauce! The ONLY edible thing at Quizno's!

My freshman year in college, my first real date with a guy went something like this:

Smile, headbob, headbob, smile.
—Mike Nelson describing George Clooney's acting, 1st Annual Summer Blockbuster Review, Batman & Robin

He was already a billionaire. Or have you already forgotten a little gem called Batman & Robin?

*Dan Aykroyd sullenly sits at home, in the dark, drinking his Crystal Head Vodka, which is smooth, but not $1 billion smooth*

*cue not very subtle sphincter-ish imagery*

She was in Star Trek: The Motion Picture, but she had no hair! Not a follicle!
—Crow T. Robot, 501-Warrior of The Lost World