*kisses Resusci-Anne doll*

Those are called twunks. Twink-hunks.

Good…

He has a type.

Because Ryan Murphy eats a lot of Flaming Hot Cheetos and Colton just got off the casting couch.

Oh, honey. That hair. No. No, no, no.
Just because you came out, doesn't mean you need to permanently look like you're going to a white party.

Stop, drop, fallin' down, hear my hip pop.
Oh no-oo!
That's why my walker rolls!

Per Joel, they wanted to do more than just the one season.

They practically did anyways. Most host segments this last season lasted approximately 30 seconds (unless they was a song of interminable length).

Speaking of Netflix comings and goings, this Friday will be 10 weeks since MST3K premiered on Netflix. This is a bit longer than it takes for most shows to get renewed by Netflix.
I am of the opinion that they are not going to renew the show.

SEGA!
—Mike Nelson, 524-12 To The Moon

I'm goin' D.Z., Discovery Zone!
The only place I can be on my own!
I'm can jump, run, crawl or mountain climb!
D.Z., it's one of a kind!
I'm going D.Z., where kids wanna be!

Watch! Me! Faggots!

"The Vulcan Conflict" is the polite term for when you've gotta Pon Farr, but your imzadi (or smizmar or mate or whatever they call it) isn't anywhere conveniently near you.

Sorry, St. Vincent, I'm too busy fearing the present.

Could Woody Allen bring a lawsuit against these people?
I don't think Woody's gonna bring too many lawsuits against anyone, really…
—Mike Nelson & Crow T. Robot, 822-Overdrawn at The Memory Bank

"The Moodsters" was Morrissey's first idea for what to call The Smiths.

There's too much ass there for one man to handle. It'd crush you flat with minimal effort.

This movie will feature plenty…

Vertigo to hell.
—Mike Nelson, 822-Overdrawn at The Memory Bank