Thanks, Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

Because no one was paying attention to the South Carolina race, but EVERYONE was paying attention to the Georgia race.

I LIKED Willow!
—Crow T. Robot, 523-Village of The Giants

They do…but they'd rather not throw it all at a film that wasn't even supposed to be one of the main Star Wars films.

Er. No.
Budgets. Set deadlines. Toy distribution deals. VFX schedules.
No they're not.

Passing movies to new directors 3/4ths of the way through principal photography ALWAYS makes the film better.

Literal, Warner Bros, like Jack Warner? Or cartoon Warner Bros?

As has been previously established, no, you did not. This site hasn't used a notification system for years, and the suggestion that you still do is foolish.

Where was all of this stuff sitting around at for the last year or two? In the abandoned Yahoo Screen studios?

Rocket Number Nine

I have no personal opinion of him, that just seemed like the general consensus for awhile around here, though.

Do we like Lindelof now? Is he no longer a hack? I can't keep up.

Now, to keep it looking good, you're going to need some of these accoutrements:
There's the styling gel.
There's the styling gel activator rub. That comes after the styling gel.
There's the styling mist hood. That comes after the styling activator gel.
There's the pre-shampoo…no, THIS is the shampoo.
Then comes the…

Instead, they've hired Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci. Who will be assisted by Damon Lindelof.

Weren't they, like…already SHOOTING the movie?
Isn't this a little far across midstream to change horses, so to speak?

If this were Star Trek, they'd go to red alert and raise shields.
But considering how bad CBS is meddling with Trek, I guess they have no room to make fun…

Uh, had a slight screenplay malfunction.
But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine.
We're all fine here…now…thank you…how are you?
-Lucasfilm

You'll blow out an O-ring.

Obi Wan: Goddamnit! Use the fucking Force, Luke, you cocksucking motherfucker!

That doesn't mean it was good…