He'd come back, but only if he could play Wonder Woman.
So…choose wisely.

You know, it is statistically proven that 78% of white guys can sing like this.
—Tom Servo, 820-Space Mutiny

I guarantee you his singing sounds EXACTLY like Bruce Willis'.

How 'bout a little sugar for Godot?
—Joel Robinson, 306-Time of The Apes

The rumors of my screwing have been greatly exaggerated.
-Gal Godot

He did, once, but got an eyefull of black soot that was placed around the lens.

Crow: I'm confused. Just who is this Godzilla guy?

What about Dr. Mrs. The Monarch?

I'm a cat! I should be laying out hairy pukes on a new carpet and ignoring my owners!
—Tom Servo, 813-Jack Frost

Proving the old saying:
No man can tame a pussy without its consent.

Bill Cosby Trumps Alex Jones' PWR BTTM on Bachelor in Paradise while Megyn Kelly watches, Elizabeth Banks blames Jay-Z and Beyoncé's twins

Something, something, Mass Effect: Andromeda, something, something.

You have selected Regicide.

You know, a clever fellow could change the titles of those kid's shows around into something pornographic if he were so inclined.

Better than Barstow or Victorville, I suppose.

Every time I meet a man he's either gay or a bear.
—Mike Nelson, 813-Jack Frost

And drug and rape women, naturally.

And forced slash fiction.

Man, that Jekyll series was GREAT for the first few episodes before he fucked it up with the conspiracy nonsense.

The show will be pretty fun for the first series. Then they'll introduce Van Helsing in the second series, immediately kill him off, then spend the next few years trying desperately to work around that mistake, with the last season dealing with Dracula's previously unheard of sister and a Saw-esque obstacle course.