wtf is nbc lol

Must Not See TV!

Nope.

A court Fool?

Besides Johnnie Walker?

Only one hint exists as to the reason for Michael Adam Morse's death, a note he wrote in the sand.
It read:

Feel free to jump in if the spirit moves you.

Me and booze are buyin' a house together.
—Joel Robinson, 511-Gunslinger

You know, booze is good food.
—Joel Robinson, 407-The Killer Shrews

Just like Jimmy Fallon!

Go Teller on the mountain.

DAMN YOU! YOU STOLE MY EASY JOKE THAT I WAS GOING TO TELL AND GET DOZENS OF UPVOTES WITH!

Currently doing kegels.

Loring Park is absolutely beautiful.
Last year, while on vacation, I spent an hour or so wandering around the park and surrounding area, taking pictures of geese and the neerby architecture, while simultaneously getting rejected by all the nearby college boys on Grindr.
Beautiful area.

Sam, you made both of those people up, didn't you?

Sean Spicer is out as Press Secretary.

Yes, as long as we all make it very clear that we're all wrong and that this is a REAL expanded universe, definitely not a marketing ploy.

It seems to my cynical mind that these films in the "Cloverfield universe" aren't, in fact, related at all beyond being made by the same production company and including some supernatural elements (disparate though they may be), and that Paramount is labelling them as such for purely marketing purposes.
But I'm cynical.

We'll see, tomorrow in Georgia.
If they lose tomorrow, then…yeah…

Boy, the vast liberal media cabal needs to go after better targets than crummy sitcoms.