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I would like to point out that David Lynch as Gordon Cole was whistling the intro to "Engel" by Rammstein in his first scene of this episode.
That is all I have to contribute.

Haimson.

Every glimpse into your life paints an ever-darkening portrait of a sad, damaged, lonely little man.
—Tom Servo, 806-The Undead

You know, that picture proves that those Hanson boys are pretty brave.
Not many other bands would perform on-stage while sitting on the toilet.

What's with the picture of Haim? Oh, wait…

Don't worry. It'll fit right in once the site folds into Kinja and ostensibly becomes nu-Gawker.

No mention of the most important addition, the seminal masterwork that is Pootie Tang?

One word: Loofa

Worst of all: Someone took the mustache off his Groucho glasses!

*quietly calls Chris Hanson*

I am SO heterosexual!
—Tom Servo, 519-Outlaw

I said "hinder".
—Crow T. Robot, 502-Hercules

Yeah, 6 years ago. Before he got fat and his career tanked.

End of January 2018. Fiscal year.

Wow! I'm really exc…Oh, this is gonna suck.
—Crow T. Robot, 421-Monster a-Go Go

He's strapped into Eric Roberts' sex chair!
—Crow T. Robot, 314-Mighty Jack

Short answer, "yes" with an "if"; long answer, "no," with a "but".

They're the undead, gender-swapped Hanson we always wanted.

They all look pale and elongated. Like they're looking in a vampiric funhouse mirror.

I'm always that asshole at the bar that puts on Tubular Bells and watches the bar patrons' confused reactions for 24 minutes.