We have a winner!

Slim pickings. Easy targets. Boredom.

No (but the PWR BTTM stories started that way), I'm referring to the articles that appear at 10AMish on weekdays announcing that some tiny band with an annoying name has released a new single no one will listen to, or showing their tour schedule of shithole towns in the Midwest.

That happens a lot with most music Newswires. Especially on the ones about tiny indy bands no one cares much about. At least people know who these guys are.

"Emotional haircut" sounds like something Morrissey would get at the barbershop.

THE PLOT MOVED! In several directions! In a cohesive way!
Scenes led directly into other scenes! There was only 1 interminabley long scene!

I think the best thing you can do at this point is to pray for Mojo.

Agh, chili peppers burn my gut.
—Tom Servo, 307-Daddy-O

By "getting his life back", what he means is that he's going back to the simpler things.

That's not fair. They're probably going to do Joe Dante-lite next season, probably. Or a John Carpenter-lite.

She's really, really good at screaming bloody murder.

*slams head into a picture of a deer*

Then brutally kill her in one of the most violent and shocking scenes ever to air on network television.

What about the cheap nostalgia-mining and easy emotional manipulation tricks? Those are coming back, right?

Pippo – the Marx Brother nobody liked.
—Crow T. Robot, 501-Warrior of The Lost World

Time to take his ass to Red Lobster.

I want a new VTech Socrates!

Does that mean Sega is going to get back into the console business, too?

*sigh*

I hate every ape I see:
From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,
No, you'll never make an anchor out of me.