Not technically true.

They're "personality accoutrements" that dim people put on their desks at work so other people will notice their interest in pop culture and will perhaps think of them more as an individual than the mindless drone they are.

What about my old Kermit the Frog phone? That's GOTTA be worth at least $500, right?

Am I wrong to feel like this fad needs to die? Am I being too cynical?

My show? I don't watch Sense8. I was just using it as an example. I personally thought it was too "all over the place" in tone and pacing to enjoy.

They're the fuckiest bunch of fuckers that ever fucked.

That's the long and short of it. Yes.

You'd be surprised at what the catering budget on this show is.

It's good to know that, flushed with cash that it is, Facebook has decided not to save a cancelled show that's critically acclaimed and would garner positive attention and much press, like, say…Sense8, but has instead opted for…this.

Your "tentpole project" is a sloppy-seconds of a cancelled MTV show no one watched about a comedian no one knows of…

David Lynch only aspires to make something this creepy.
—Tom Servo, 419-Attack of The (The) Eye Creatures

Rooney: …I'd be happy to. Yeah, you…just produce a corpse, and I'll release Sloane. I wanna see this dead grandmother first hand.

What about the black UN helicopters, ma'am?
—Mike Nelson, 810-The Giant Spider Invasion

Maybe Alex Jones IS Santa Claus?

You know, my dog told me something interesting today—the blood of my victims cleanses the earth!
—Mike Nelson, 809-I Was A Teenage Werewolf

Bobo: Oh, but there is one further question, though. Just a small thing.

I count that Wolfman movie no one remembers.

It's the Battle of the Network Has-Beens!
—Tom Servo, 322-Master Ninja I

Well, much like they found out after the last Disqus debacle, this'll kill the commenting section.
Which, while commenters consist of a small fraction of unique visitors, the comment section itself is responsible for a much larger percent of people spending any amount of time on the site.
Kill that, kill one of the…

No. And now I'm severely pissed. Where are the details?