I eagerly look forward to Universal pushing out its FOURTH attempt to relaunch this stupid monster franchise in 3 years with…I don't know…whatever's left…The Invisible Man: Visible.

Cosby attorney: I rest my case.

Gay?

I imagine their day-to-day lives play out much like Dougie and Jane-E Jones' from Twin Peaks.

Or, they were always known to be missing, but just overlooked.
When the pages Hawk recovered from Laura's main diary were being examined by Dale, he focuses on the passages about Ben Horne's secret and BOB being a friend of her father's. They then go arrest Ben and the diary is almost completely forgotten.

Laura had two Diaries, her main diary and her secret diary. Each had sets of pages missing.
BOB tore out pages from the main diary. Those were the ones found by the railcar and Glastonbury Grove.
Harold Smith took pages from the secret diary and sent them to Donna via envelope when he committed suicide.

I am James Ungantine KTLA and I predict your future. These are the events that will change and illuminate your daily life, except you aren't there yet.

No love for the sassy black concierge at the Great Northern that only shows up for three episodes in season 2?

"I just want coffee and donuts and jazz music and 50's clothes! Why is this different and hard?!? Waaaa!"
-brainless gibbons like Michael Ausiello

"My name is Annie. I've been with Laura and Dale. The good Dale is in the Lodge and can't leave. Write it in your diary."

Speaking of Netflix cancellations…

Sounds like a good time to me!
-Jimmy Savile

She'll be playing the Photoshop-equipped poster artist suffering from ADD.

I keep telling you— he's 88 years old, and he's dead.

I wrote a poem for Mr. West:

Does this mean Adam West died?!?

The Aristo-Tom-Cats!

*Keshia Knight Pulliam sadly shakes her head*

You scallywag! You rake! You nattering, neigh-bobbing naysayer! You mugwump! You dare sting me with your solo ding-dong?!?
—Tom Servo, 614-San Francisco International

Your Honor, I move for a bad court thingy.
—Cosby's defense attorney