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Crow's New Hair
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Wow! She was a child actor in that one great, iconic 90's movie everyone loves!

What the heck is the deal with the Japanese' infatuation with the name Ken?!?
—310-Fugitive Alien

Kids! Here's the greatest, the neatest, the latest thing!
5000-piece Fightin' Men 'N Monster Set!
(some pieces not included)
Astonish and baffle your friends and foes while you pulverize Japan! Here's what you get:

Daddy's Home is also one of Woody Allen's favorite movies.

Looks like he's on a Wakandan toilet.

I'd say this is just as bad as the Spider-Man poster for much of the same reason: bad Photoshop.
It's just that whoever made this one doesn't suffer from ADD.

Starring Chadwick Boseman's floating, disembodied head and a bunch of CGI!

Dontcha just love our healthcare system?
—Mike Nelson, 910-The Final Sacrifice

I squint, therefore I am.
—Tom Servo, 322-Master Ninja I

I guarantee that Buzz and MANIMAL are Russian spies.

Germany yellow frog? Bozo the piano chive!
—Tom Servo, 508-Operation Double 007

I'm A Slav 4 U

"It would be awesome…To just have an episode come out."
-what Kurtzman really meant

They are, however, very stubborn and obstinate.

Pretty much, really…

Why not Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus- stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel?

Speaking of Games of Thrones…how about that UK election, eh?
I bet Theresa May never expected she'd have to get support from the DUP to form a government.

Tyrion died on the way back to his home planet.

If not for the last bit, I could've sworn you were talking about The Walking Dead.

Nah. That head-crab was much cuter and likeable than Cruz.