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Crow's New Hair
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Ted Cruz is a Thing?

I eagerly look forward to Cruz getting primaried out of office next year. Even if whoever beats him is an asshole (I hear Rick Perry is interested), I'd love to see Cruz lose.

I'm a wealth of useless crap!

Should've been Olympic International Hide-and-Seek.

Free press.

Phrasing, nothing. I meant what I said.

I'd gladly welcome Mahershala Ali's erect cock.

GOD DAMN IT!
I read too quickly and got hyped-up for Donald Glover in an NC-17 video!

Gonna get some waggons…an’ some rolls…and some reesin-risin'. Ha ha ha. Every day. All my love away.
—Joel Robinson, 207-Wild Rebels

"I yelled at Comey for dickety-six minutes before they said my time was up."

Poor old, spineless dope.

They got burned pretty bad the last time by the Torys, I wouldn't be so sure.

He makes Randy Quaid look subtle and diminutive.
—Crow T. Robot, 1008-Final Justice

I can't wait until RT gives Randy Quaid his own show.

She's from Minnesota.
Their governor is a huge, bald Nazi.
—Tom Servo, 612-The Starfighters

I love watching British election results on BBC. So professional yet so salty.

That's really interesting.
—Mike Nelson, 623-The Amazing Transparent Man

Yes, but it took a lot of time and effort.

Everybody doesn't like something, but nobody doesn't like Bruce Lee.
—Joel Robinson, 422-The Day The Earth Froze

I thought it said "Duck Factory reboot", and am also disappointed.