Free Huey, Dewey AND Louie.
—My dad whenever he sees the characters, inadvertently reminding me of how old and white he is

Oh. Ok. Your brisk defense of the animation has changed my mind.

Oh…oh dear. That is not good character design/art style.

Agh. This show ain't no good.

I bet Peter Gabriel did it.
He hit him with a sledgehammer.

Not only can't he dance or talk, now he can't even walk! And that was the only thing about him!

Minor, relatively unknown actress joins cast of movie in unknown, presumably minor role

Now THAT'S an actually solid idea.

Your brother is Ricky Coogin?

DO Look Back in Anger: The Gallagher Brothers Story

Reno have us the go-ahead: let's do it!
—Mike Nelson, 706-Laserblast

It's obviously "blexcellence".

♫You, the white male, are my personal oppressor!♫
—Gypsy, 606-The Creeping Terror

Ryan Coogler has a funny last name.

Now THAT'S a loaded comment!

Weirdest. Spider-Man. adaption. ever.

Death from on high. Neat.
—Tom Servo, 302-Gamera

My supposition was based on the idea that you could switch each of them into the other's roles and it would work just as well, like you said.

Supposition: Jennifer Connelly is the female equivalent of Kyle MacLachlan.

Watch your backside, Maverick!
—Mike Nelson, 612-The Starfighters