I look forward to the climactic 20-minute action sequence where Jordan and Boutella run through a futuristic CGI city that gets destroyed by CGI nuclear bombs by CGI nuclear bombers. Maybe they can throw in some CGI robots they can bloodlessly kill.

This isn't the one with the catchy Dolly Parton theme song. No sale.

Whatever happened to him?

Tom (Typing on an IBM Clone, reading aloud as he types): CD, slash, W-P-5-1, return—Ahh criminie! Stupid clones!
I really miss my Mac.
Hey Crow! What's this mean?
'Too many parameters, hyphen, W-P-5-1'?

EAT UP MARTHA

They should hire Billy Zane, he's a cool dude.

Gypsy: Man evolved from ape.

I don't even know anymore.

Boy, Apple sure has done a good job of marketing this. This is surely something I've seen advertised and promoted everywhere. This article isn't the first I'm hearing of it. No sir.

Meanwhile, Planet of the Faps premieres tonight on Reddit.

It's good to see that Ron doesn't harbour any resentment towards David.

James Comet? Is that like covfefe?

Agh! Oh no! Before, it was a Milky Way! Now it's a Snickers! AHHHH! Make it stop! Make it stop! Mommy!
—Crow T. Robot, 1004-Future War

Trumpy, you're angry!
—Joel Robinson, 410-Hercules Against The Moonmen

The prosecution! Use the prosecution, Luke! Trust your feelings.

*Bill Cosby's Fatherhood continues to burn in the fireplace*

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

It makes sense that The Misfits would get their own show.
After all, their songs WERE better than Jem's.

[INSERT FACILE 80's REFERENCE]

Maybe a little from column A, maybe a little from column B.