Boy is Spielberg going to be mad when he finds out that Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman scooped him on adapting this story by 40 years.

He's very slowly getting away!

I get that! That's a thing I understand and recognize!

I need some Ethos and Logos.

By the collection?

If you ignore it, it will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

And that's why you don't go around bending other men's wookies.

But enough about Twin Peaks.

Nothing could possiblie go wrong.

It's not "wall stuff".
The preferred nomenclature is "glory hole", Jeffrey.

It's very reminiscent of Mr. B Natural in how it's main character is asexual but oddly appealing.

Broadway casting agent 1: Who should we cast as Spongebob?

I'm holding out for a Wooldoor Sockbat musical.

But why is Spongebob wearing a kilt?

Pfft. Call me when he starts doing Van Cliburn covers. THEN I'd be impressed!

She looks like Mac from Mac and Me.

Wow, BOB, wow!

*cue 27 minutes of indescribable mumbling*

It was called Girls. It starred Lena Dunham.

I'm sure Lena will have a very strong, offensive opinion about this soon, probably about how this relates to her, which she'll immediately retract once she starts getting pushback, and will claim she was joking the whole time.