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Everyone in the cast is a person of color, making it a story that people “hadn’t seen before” that is still “relatable.”

Oh no! Not Brown! Brown! Brown! Brown! Brown!

And the Brown Girls go:

*taps nose*

Yeah, whatever. I'm just biding my time until the Newswire about Hank Williams, Jr. coming back to Monday Night Football gets posted.

That was…what…2006? 2005?
Too soon.

Have they done ENRON yet?

Linda Tripp: Enough about me! Did Clinton ask you to lie?

No Homsar?

This is actually kind of sad. Going from releasing innovative new products every year to relying on bigger iterations of old products and a new product that's just a third-place runner-up copycat.

Hot take!

We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!

I'm pretty sure he's a marketing mascot made up by the Chicago tourism board.

No…because he's really good at staring people down.

*HBO costuming department gets an idea*

He's big! Even bigger than PWR BTTM!

Shoot at Earth all you want—just get Bill Maher.
—Mike Nelson, 819-Invasion of The Neptune Men

This is the 2nd time in a week that Al Franken has had to distance himself from a comedian while on his book tour.
First Kathy Griffin who was supposed to be at an event he was hosting and now Bill Maher.

Not Bill Maher.

Ice Cube will show up. But he won't say a single word the entire show.
He'll just sit across the table and stare daggers at Maher throughout the entire runtime.
The camera will cut to him every time Bill tries to tell a joke, which will be met with complete silence.