Pacino is a great choice for this. He's already famously played a guy that was blind, so playing a guy that turned a blind eye should be a cinch.

*puts on an big, toothy grin and gives a loud laugh*

Ms. Robotic Acting

*throws Bill Cosby's Fatherhood book into the fireplace*

It's a shame, though. If it were directed by a man, Wonder Woman would've earned 20% more in the United States for the same film.
Damned pay gap!

It's gritty realism!

It'll be released on a double-bill with The Other Side of The Wind.

Not Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown!

But I'm sure they're getting good use out of that international airport his dad donated.

I learned it from watching you!

Their memes were just TOO dank.
Let this be a lesson.
Talk to your kids about memes. Because if you won't, who will?

You, sir, have the boorish manners of a Yalie!

Don't get your hopes up too much.
It'll just be you playing as Walt Jr. and you'll experience him preparing and eating breakfast.

Hey, did anybody see that Tom Cruise film this summer?

His face is dangerously close to going full Lara Flynn Boyle and could collapse on itself at any minute.
You can literally see where his face has been passed around from surgeon to surgeon, desperate to keep a youthful appearance on it.

Can't we just get BEYOND Funderdome?

Boy, this new season of Twin Peaks keeps getting weirder, eh?

Steve Franken, B-movie star.

*Tumblr has a conniption fit upon hearing this*

Something, something, cricket bat.