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Ah, "Cop Killer", this sounds like fun…
—Tom Servo, 423-Bride of The Monster

*sigh*

He's moving in to bigger and better over-exposure.

Split the difference: He's the nicest asshole in the world.

And he's most likely neither.

Fake Jews? Like in that one Seinfeld episode?

Maybe his moral decision-making capability ISN'T that sharp…

I, I, I, I, I, I aint gonna play Tel Aviv City.

Donut Disturb.

I! AM! HORSOK!

I looked, and behold, a fat, old horse wearing a toupée; and he who sat on it had the name Shatner; and Trek was following with him.

Mount your horses, gentleman.

Jeez, the horse from 'Equus' had it better than this!
—Crow T. Robot, 419-The Rebel Set

We feel the same way about you.

*whistles*

I was thinking he looks a little Trump, Jr.-ish.

Now spell…"Covfefe".

There can be only one!

Take THAT, Maynard G. Krebs!

That's nothing.
According to Weird Al, Frank has a 2000" TV.
You can watch The Simpsons from 30 blocks away!