Agh, chili peppers burn my gut.
—Tom Servo, 307-Daddy-O

He looks like Kevin Spacey after getting stung by several dozen angry bees.

Did you see that one comment he made about how he's a miserable loser that's fat and ugly and that nobody likes him and how his friends are all terrible, disgusting people?

Great Job, Local Newspaper!

It's my patented highbrow/lowbrow joke of the day!

This is the most disgusting Paris pullout since that Marlon Brando movie!

PWR BTTM REDUX

When a man grows a big, bushy, long, greying beard like that, it's a big sign that screams "I'm not currently working, and haven't for awhile but I do have strong opinions about things I'd like to tell you about."

Police! Police! Arrest that man! He stole David Letterman's beard!

Absolutely, without a doubt Mystery Science Theater 3000 in its original cable run from 1989-1999.
To watch the show evolve in real-time. To tape episodes live. To experience stuff like Manos cold. To be a part of the fandom on the Usenet forums. To go to the conventions.

Calling it now: Smetfolvt.

Is it my imagination, or has Julia Roberts' face been held in a state of suspended animation for the past 15-20 years?

Shouldn't it be "GWAR are mad"?

Like anyone would want to give her the D…

It's hard enough staying edgy and controversial when you've done the same shtick for 30 years to the point that it's rote, it doesn't help when c-list celebrities rip you off.

Pictured: Amanda Seyfried as Laura Palmer.

♫Infuck the world,♫
♫Unfuck the children.♫

I don't know why they'd build a robot that can't walk down stairs, but that's none of my business…
—Crow T. Robot, 204-Catalina Caper

That was the secret basis for The Jetsons.

It looks like the lamest Doctor Who villian yet.