Tastes like student loan debt, avocado and minimum wage.

Alrighty then, a complete desanguination for you then?
—Tom Servo, 904-Werewolf

He looks like Batboy. Or possibly Eddie Munster.

This potato's got big ears.
—Crow T. Robot, 303-Pod People

Which of the brothers Gallagher is he: the wanker or the sodding git?

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-Vladimir Putin

Wow!

Snowcano

Well, boot me. I don't know.

When you get your doctorate from Oral Roberts University.

Agh! When are they going to fill that thing in!?!
—Mike Nelson, MST3K: The Movie

Pardon?

Stop the world - I want to get off!

Let's see if Elon Musk has an any balls.

Global warming is a big ruse by some liberal, Pablum-puking liberals!
—Crow T. Robot, 704-The Incredible Melting Man

We all agreed to lay off the O'Neal booze jokes.

Every glimpse into your life paints an ever-darkening portrait of a sad, damaged, lonely little man!
—Tom Servo, 806-The Undead

Welcome to last year.

Perhaps Netflix's wanton over-spending and non-cancelling of every single thing to ever cross its path has finally cut enough into their bottom line.

-the ghost of Phil Hartman