Now where will I get my fix for bisexual, interracial orgies?!?

*Joel Hodgson breathes a sigh of relief*

I want to see how he became the Governor of Florida.

Endut! Hoch Hech!

She'll really be Putin on the Ritz.

Now men, in all fairness I should point out that occasionally the North Vietnamese will fight back.
—Mike Nelson, 612-The Starfighters

Sometimes, basic nostalgia (of the "Oh yeah, that was a thing once"), of which is the best this show could hope for, isn't enough.

Trump and Pence.

Hey. You know what needs a shared film universe? Board games!

I eagerly await the Mummy movie to bomb, after which Universal will have to start over from square one for the third time on this stupid shared universe idea.

You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban.

It's the Trilogy of Terror dolls!
—Crow T. Robot, 521-Santa Claus

…simple and uplifting and galvanizing, where the spirit moves you…

Wow, they’re raising a race of Becks!
—Tom Servo, 811-parts: the clonus horror

Serum - the new CD from Rush.
—Tom Servo, 614-San Francisco International

Angery reacc only!

This is just begging for a modern-day remake of a Hitchcock classic:

Yes. They recorded the riffs and shot the movie segments separately. One of the major, MAJOR problems in the new season.

Beat you by 1 minute.

Can we strap Trump to it?