Sleeping with LeBron's mom.

Larry Bird wouldn't of complained about something like this!
-Racist old white NBA fan

Those guys from The Dissolve are finally having their revenge.

[UNABLE TO REPLY]

Milla Jovovich has some concerns about this Resident Evil reboot, mostly the lack of Milla Jovovich

Quiznos beforehand. We were dumb college guys. It was 2006. Don't judge.

I can't remember. I believe at the point someone got crossbowed in the eye is when I left, but my memory is hazy.

Sin City has the distinction of being only the 2nd movie I've ever walked out on.
The first being The Stupids when I was 8.

This is the hands down winner.

Banana!?! Why in the hell can't people in New Mexico spell "banana"? What's so difficult about "banana"?

I wonder if she'll sing…that thing? You know, that thing? I can't think of the name of that thi-i-i-ing!

*Jason Bateman sadly films another mediocre ensemble comedy film*

When my significant other went on an extended, 3-month manic episode and moved out last year, I found refuge and comfort in the strangest of places: Night Court.
In my terrible depression, my mind latched onto this show and it became the only thing I looked forward to for months.
I could've started drinking, or…

Covfefe? I LIKE covfefe!
—The Covfefe guy, 609-The Skydivers

He's credited as being in an Arrested Development episode as "Dentist", but I have no recollection of this…
Anyone wanna narrow that down?

Comically over-sized.

HE JOCK IT MADE OF STEEL

And when their films flop, their careers are harder hit, too.

Preferably with Mothra as a giant arbitrator, wearing giant bifocal glasses.

I bet Trump makes his own gravy.