Oh no, Kathy Griffin!
—Tom Servo, 1001-Soultaker

I'm not. I'm really not.

Must Skip TV!

…everyone? I assumed WGN was ubiquitous nationwide.

You might say that Underground got…

Must…resist…urge…to make…"Physical" joke…

Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived.
-Donald Trump's planned marital chronology

He broke new ground!

I got a rock.

Now, every time you hear the wind whistle through the leaves, you'll think: "Lowenstein! Lowenstein!"

Cheap crap! Get your cheap crap here!
—Crow T. Robot, 1008-Final Justice

No thanks.
The show jumped the shark for me the minute they slowed the plot down early in season 3 (Stamper's brother comes to visit!, etc.) when they realized they could get a whole bunch of easy money for another three to four seasons of a show that should have only lasted for three, total.

SexCoven!?!
I thought they closed that place down!

The AV Club - For Her!

That's not legal.

Stranger Things’ Millie Bobby Brown's parents wanted her to play a superpowered girl in Logan, too

Hello-oo-ooo!

*throws 3 pieces of lettuce and a razor-thin slice of salmon on a plate, gives it a quirky Scandinavian name*

Whoah there, Mr. Liberal-Elite! FOUR syllables?!?

Too literate.