Enough that your description will never allow me to enjoy the "It's Oh So Quiet" video as much as I used to.

Not as horrifying as him as a health inspector, if box office receipts are to be believed.

From what I've heard, he's not much of a comedian either.

That description is going to haunt my future jerkoff sessions.

Is being a pretend redneck worse or better than being an actual redneck?

To be fair, he's been rather touchy ever since he banged Sean Young.

I'd say someone's back on the cocaine again, but you can make the argument he's never stopped, lawsuit be damned.

At least.

Hey, if Liberace can do it, why can't Wonder Woman?

Jessica's dad?

Or up your dose - you just don't know when it comes to Alex Jones endorsed supplements.

Unga-bunga!

True; by definition, being a fan of Alex Jones means you don't believe in science.

Are the transcripts of his divorce available?

Do you know of any other people who can suck their own dicks?

As long as he doesn't pull a Fallon and touches Scaramucci's hair, it's all good.

I'm Jack's complete lack of surprise.

"It's not a tumor…not a tumor."
Former Governor of California

I'm still waiting for that Ice Cube / Dr. Dre album they advertised in the liner notes of "The Chronic".

Does King Kong count?