"You're tearing me APART, Richards!"

It will be fascinating to see him slapped sillier by someone in realtime.

I acknowledged some pseudo-celebrity's existence by reading the two articles The A.V. Club wrote about him.

It was the weekend.

Cooter's too busy selling replica Confederate flags at Dukes of Hazzard museums to help out, try Coy and Vance pretty sure they're free.

{Trumps shoots the intercom, tweets out "Boring conversation anyway. FAKE NEWS!"}

I smell another great acceptance speech from Berry when she goes to collect her Razzie award for this.

Are you suggesting that when it comes to comedy, Paul Rudd can't spell 'cat' even if you gave him the 'c' and the 'a'?

You can't fool me Hollywood, I didn't like this movie when it featured younger white women and was called "Rough Night", or when it featured older black women and was called "Girls Trip".

If Kesha's fans are also underwhelmed when this album debuts, Dr. Luke will release a statement saying "Told you so".

She needed the money to pay for her legal fees in her battle with Dr. Luke.

You gave her the Big One, huh?

Having lots of money helps those diagnosed as Trump positive, just like having lots of money helped Magic Johnson.

Explains why I get aroused whenever I hear Vince Guaraldi.

You've never seen that chick with naturally curly hair twerk.

You don't want to know what causes him to scream out "AUGH!"…

Yes, we were all shocked at how deep Marcie's feelings for Peppermint Patty went.

Well, there was a gooey substance I've wiped off my hands.

12 sticky pages after I'm done looking at them; I really shouldn't read it when I'm pulling taffy.

Could I be more ready to be in my bunk?