And red pubic hair, but he wasn't the friend I was referring to.

I usually get my masturbation material using Bing.

And now I have pictures of the Internet, thanks for nothing.

Her 12-page spread in the AV Club favorite, "The Big Butt Book".

So…where are the links to pictures of her ass? Asking for a friend.

They should have never gave you coal mining CEOs money!

I bet Leah Remini's cop character will link the murder to Scientology.

SPOILER: Season three of Kevin Can Wait will be renamed King of Queens 2 and premiere on CBS next September.

In a related story, Simmons launches a new product: KISS Steaks.

Will Outback Steakhouse confirm or deny that steaks aren't grilled any differently in Australia than anywhere else on the planet?

Perfect for Bengals fans!

"The shit winds are blowing, boy."
Jim Lahey

Dumpster fire?

Meh - I was due.

Not watching anything Deadpool-related for starters…

You earned that laugh Sean Spicer.

Too big and too visible.

A compromise of FEMA funds going to the New Orleans Pelicans in order for them to sign Kyrie Irving would make a lot of people happy.

"Duh-da-DUH!
Carlos Mencia, moments after launching the bombs.

Now he gets to live the rest of his life like a schnook.