Wow, check out this guy with three hands!

I heard he dated Jordana Brewster in the past.

Michael K. Williams: "You come at the king, you best not miss."
Standalone Han Solo film editor: "Done!"

This premise sucked back when John Ritter starred in "Problem Child", actually making the kid a demon doesn't help.

That episode changed Richard Gere's life.

The guy famous for saying “Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can’t explain why the tide goes in.” is blaming public schooling for Trump's lack of knowedge of Nazis…yeah, that sounds about right.

Bill O’Reilly also said he would soon reveal the “grisly” details about why he was fired, and that was two months ago. So, yeah…

That explains why I've been so disappointed with HBO, I've been choosing "a: Assplay".

Are these the same box office analysts who thought people wanted to see Johnny Depp as Tonto in that Lone Ranger movie from a few years back?

Something something tiny hands.

I would have denounced white nationalists and supremacists immediately myself, but yes, I see what you're saying here.

Yeah, we're all sorry about taking her side in that thing awhile back, Kanye.

I don't know if she's flexible enough for the job, but I'm sure John Mayer can vouch for Swift's fellatio skills.

If he does write that book, Anthony Scaramucci should write the forward.

Not surprisingly, neither the Trump supporters or the Juggalos know how magnets work.

The spirit of Sir Alec Guinness is complaining about being in Star Wars as you read this.

So that's why Anne Coulter looks the way she does…

It gives him something to do when he's not sucking his own dick.

It may not be the Deadpool/Nick Fury team-up fanboys were hoping for, but it looks decent for something released in the dog days of summer blockbusters.

{ jumps back through window, reclaims seat }