Or some of the food thrown at the screen at the next midnight screening.

It's at least the dumbest.

Sounds like doing the timewarp again won't be enough this time.

That, or get the jump on Leto, and send him a used condom ahead of time.

He's the Mike Pence of Miami rappers.

We're talking about Keith Olbermann now?

Damn, "Boys' Life" has changed since back in elementary school.

The phrase "I can't wait to get my hands on your cookies" will almost definitely be used.

Can you at least conform that they put the "jam" in jamboree?

"Yeah, you think I'm going to be impressed that someone took the time to stitch this together, Great Job, Internet? COME ON!

I'm amazed FOX hasn't revived "Celebrity Boxing" yet.

Yes, I've heard you get warmth from friction, which also helps in pleasuring one's self.

Some of us aren't frigid.

If you consider playing with yourself work, what's the point?

It really should, based on the fact that failing is the only thing this administration excels at.

His polishing of this turd of a presidency should get some sort of recognition.

Does this topic need to be peppered with puns?

Has Melissa McCarthy's agent been informed?

WAY ahead of you…

…that's one way to kill the excitement over the new Ducktales cartoon.