Of course not, all comic book artists hang out at strip clubs.

"Stop, you're both right - that duck sucks at fucking!"
Beverly Switzler

And it would have resurrected the career of 2 Live Jews.

Leave America's 2nd prettiest news anchorman alone! Modeling all those gray suits for "GQ" and squawking about the news on their website takes a lot out of a guy…

"Nothing passes the time while getting your vagina steamed like sipping on a pumpkin spice latte."
Gwyneth Paltrow

"That'll show 'em!"
Brian Dunkleman

Thanks for focusing on what's important.

"Bwah ha ha! It's true! White unqualified presidents of the United States are so lame!"

COVFEFE!

Of course not, his supporters think this is how things are supposed to be done in Washington D.C. Plus, like Trump, they got distracted by a shiny new bauble, probably a fidget spinner.

Plus, R Kelly isn't a Russian prostitute.

More likely a microwave than a toilet, if previous video of where R Kelly likes to relieve himself are to be believed.

Always peeing on people…

If you're a defamation lawyer in the Chicago area, urine luck, R Kelly might be in the market for your services.

The part where Jessep calls his daughter a rude, thoughtless, little pig will be the standout.

To be fair, Get Jiro! was decent.
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He's too busy getting his fainting couch repaired after breaking it over the weekend to comment.

If he appears onscreen naked and playing bongo drums, I'm asking for a refund.

Only if they remain the same age as he gets older.

It will be, it's been awhile since I read the books, but I'm fairly certain The Man In Black's first words are "Alright alright…".