"He was white and Scottish, period. That is who Roland Deschain is!"
Rush Limbaugh

"Bananas Gorilla" was a close second.

They are fans of digitized penises, if their whining about the female Dr. Who is any indication.

I'm not looking forward to the more realistic version of "Custer's Revenge" that comes with the new Atari.

I don't know Great Job, Internet…I got a bad feeling about this.

As long as you angrily argue with an empty chair on stage, I'm good…

If we're pretending a $45.2 million total over a weekend is now a bad thing, it means the end is nigh, and that producers of future superhero movies should repent after counting their money.

Explains his trips to North Korea.

Joe C is spinning in his tiny grave.

The guy from Gymkata must be available.

Sadly, I can see Kid Rock actually saying "Let my people go!" during his Senate run.

He heroically hailed them an Uber out of Yankee Stadium.

He has a condition that's perfect for Trumpcare.

He was a veteran of the Bowling Green massacre.

Shhh! Don't say it aloud, let it come as a surprise to the good folks of Michigan.

It begged for its lens to be cleaned.

Maybe Darabont should go upside the heads of The Walking Dead's producers with a bat wrapped in barbed wire, I hear that how things get resolved on that show.

Ivanka Trump dated a dog
And Bingo was his name-o

Yeah, getting marriage advice from a guy who's divorced seems like a no-win situation.

He wasn't the funniest of the four, but he was Richard Pryor compared to the stuff on the game shows and talk shows he hosts.