What's this about Nicholas Picholas posting stuff on YouTube?

I get no respect, no respect at all…from Yelp reviewers.

If you wear a hat like that, I bet you get a free bowl of soup as well, huh?

It's a fine line between layin' down the law, and layin' the smackdown on a kid.

Parents don't really sleep a lot. That's the secret.

Is it fun sleeping with one eye open all the time?

HA! Thinking a kid will have that much self-control! You're going to be one of those funny parents, I can tell…

Wait until you have offspring of your own, then you'll think that dad was a hero for taking his hopped-up kids to see their favourite movie on opening weekend; that, or you'll be the guy I hear about in the news who abandons his kids at the theatre.

No, he's talking about the similarities between minions and cheap sweatshop labour.

Yes, them, and Ice Cube. And whoever's on the Knicks that let him pick up a postgame bar tab.

Maybe it's a response to not getting film work anymore, or having his black friends tell him they don't like it when he calls them his black friends.

With the success of "The Big Sick", has Michael Rapaport started bitching about Kumail Nanjiani romancing a white woman as he did with Aziz Ansari, or has he found new ways to get people to notice him?

I see where this pun thread is going.

I bet those acrobats in Cirque du Soleil will tell that blue man "Move your Body", but he won't understand because they said it in French.

I didn't like this when it was called "Rough Night" and was released weeks ago.

I bet Shkreli also sends people his used condoms as well.

"Stupid parasites!"

She's no Captain Feathersword, but yes.

Not concerned about the “Caucasian-looking” part of the job description - that's what CGI is for.

Some of us have a little something called self-control, Mr. Mayer.