You missed out, there's now a girl Wiggle and Anthony's falling off the wagon again!

If you're that afraid of chlamydia, just avoid having sex with any koalas or Katy Perry.

They already did that on an episode of "The Wiggles".

No wonder Australia's pissed off at Katy Perry, they think she's ripping off Kylie Minogue.

I'm no Katy Perry fan, but maybe Australia should have a Foster's or two and shut up about this already…

Long overdue in my opinion.

And it's funnier than anything ever said on "Suddenly Susan".

Maybe the woman Kathy Griffin will inevitably voice in an upcoming episode with allow you to turn back the clock.

140 character salvation is the best kind of salvation.

According to her tweet to TMZ, Kathy Griffin may not "give a F anymore", but clearly she cares enough to not use profanity on something as sacred as Twitter.

I figured there would be deep-dish pizza in Hell.

I think wrestling fans care about health insurance, given how much their heroes need and depend on it. Hell, Mick Foley's career should be an endorsement for the need of Obamacare.

Hey, why is there a puddle of piss in the corner?

No, sadly, I'm a Jets fan.

It was something I had to be aware of when I got lost on a river race at Camp Remote years ago.

"It's not worth it - trust me."
New York Giants defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul.

Not if you practice proper fireworks safety; remember, only you can prevent forest fires, because the president cut funding to environmental programs.

Yeah, but…HER E-MAILS!

Meh - I took a stab at it.

"We treat women with respect over here, eh?"
TSN executives