Workplace Code of Conduct? At a FOX media outlet? Come on…

He went too far saying Serena Williams' penis prevents her from being pregnant.

I wonder if Jamie Horowitz feels Eric Shanks stabbed him in the back over this matter.

Jon Gruden turned down NFL coaching jobs for this?

If she appears naked as she did in "Bound", that's good.

"Not if you slap a KISS logo on it!"
Gene Simmons

I would have thought he was salty enough to do it for free.

Oh, bother!
RIP Michael Bond

Great job, Internet, I had no idea six annoying white people drank over a thousand cups of coffee over a 10 year period.

I heard that's painted on a wall at the TMZ offices.

Alex Haley's works were exceptional, I'm glad I held off masturbating long enough to read them when I discovered my dad's old porn stash.

Like tassels on centerfolds.

This proves that people actually do read Playboy for the interviews and news articles…who knew?

Then she ripped off her blouse and demanded more freedom of the breast.

Like Al Bundy, I prefer to get my news from Big 'Uns.

I know I won't need special glasses to watch Avatar 2, the first one was more than enough for me.

Preaching to the choir my man, I did the same for "Double Team".

I can see that taking the edge off a crack binge.

I could see former Toronto mayor Rob Ford endorsing this drink wholeheartedly if it wasn't for his untimely death.

I'm not looking forward to hearing the actor playing him clarifying his comments about the role drugs and alcohol played in Princess Leia's death.