“I'm afraid that I just blue myself.”
Sy Snootles keyboardist Max Rebo

I'm not looking forward to the scene where Chuck Solo walks upstairs and is never mentioned in the Star Wars universe again.

Lighting farts, unwanted handjobs, murder…that doorstop of a book had it all.

Bones was another one, until that finally crumbled into dust this year.

It's probably just as well, things would have become awkward when the Pope heard about Spicer's previous role as the White House Easter Bunny.

Are we talking about O'Reilly or Cosby now?

"He’s been traveling around with Dennis Miller as part of his long-running The Spin Stops Here Tour…"

The Italian dick who's the boss sex machine to all the chicks?

Still, I'd rather watch Kelly screaming and ripping off her blouse than see Jones do the same.

"Could you be more misinformed?"

But enough about Ivanka…

And being a bitch is one.
Hit me

All I know is I never thought there would be a black President in my lifetime.

Something something Purple People Eaters.

And a new chapter of fan-fic begins…

That would explain why he wore them years after they were fashionable.

"Jinkies…jinkies…JINKIES!"

"And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those motherfucking kids and their shitty CGI dog!"

Damn, damn, DAMN!

His eight years in office laid the blueprint on how to act presidential, a shame the current POTUS decided to ignore it.