The use of someone else's dick is an option.

"New rule: fuck Bill Maher."

I'm sure there's enough Tim Allen fans to make an audience for that.

I guess, but it's not as if Jim Carrey and Jamie Foxx are getting props for supporting her.

I think you're giving the star of "My Life on the D-List" way too much credit for what she was trying to do, this is just more of the same from her.

Because…emails?

To be fair, it could have been from 2000 when she learned Suddenly Susan was cancelled.

Anyone else think while making that tweet Anderson Cooper was smiling and thanking whatever gods he believes in for never having to spend New Year's with Kathy Griffin ever again?

And a lifetime supply of covfefe, the Mar-a-Lago Treat.

"Incorrect - we were looking for the D-U-N- spelling of the last word."

Good thing I'm not in the competition.

"No one needs a picture of that!"
Rick Santorum

EDIT: Please televise a spelling bee between Betsy De Vos and this year's winner.

I can't wait until she gets to their creamy center.

OK, you caught me - I can't spell. It's something I'm kinda sensitive about, and this is how you remind me of how I really am? Fuck you, asshole…

Since that American is going to get a lot of flak for wearing that shirt, at least make it up to him with a Canadian pint…

When asked about liking Nickleback, the correct Canadian response is "Fucking eh!", and not "Dear God, no!".

"THANKS OBA—"

Putin denies that Russia is doing any organized hacking, but when asked if he knows anything about urinating Russian prostitutes, he replied, "No comment.".

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